Well I watched The Oscars for a while and what was I looking for? The jewels! And the ones that really catch my eye are the big diamonds. The colored bead necklaces and other trendy stuff – well, not my thing. I did notice Angelina Jolie’s GIANT emerald earrings and ring. I’m sure they were worth millions, but again, not my cup of tea. What I did love was the MONSTER diamond studs and exquisite graduated diamond necklace on Penelope Cruz. That’s what I like to see. Plus, she’s drop dead gorgeous. Next year, I need to get her to wear some of my diamonds. Take a look at this video. She’s talking about Vicky Christina Barcelona, which was a good movie, but I’m just looking at her jewelry…